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Home > Stories > The Management
The manager in my apartment building is sort
of strange. His place is right next to the front door, so we run
into him a lot. The most entertaining moments are when we come home
early in the morning. One morning around 3am my roommate came in
the front door just as two tall, attractive, blonde women were walking
out of the manager's place. As my roommate was waiting for the elevator,
the manager walks these two women to the front door, gives them both a
kiss, and closes the door behind him.
He turns to my roommate and says: "They're not whores."
Actually, something entertaining involving
the manager happens almost every day. Once I was sitting in my apartment
reading when I heard a huge crash in the hallway. Just as I opened
our front door, the manager (who was facing our place) whipped around and
started whistling casually. I looked down and noticed that the plaster
ceiling in the hallway had completely collapsed onto the hall floor.
The manager turned around and said (as if surprised): "Hmmm, looks like
something happened to your ceiling, there."
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