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I went to see a friend of mine, Arwen, play a show at the Hotel Utah.  I went with another friend of mine, Randy.  Randy is actually a girl with a guy's name.   She and I were sitting at a booth, when Arwen walked over with a friend of hers that I had never met.   Arwen said to this guy: "...and you remember Randy..." - while gesturing in our general direction.

In a split second, this guy assessed the situation.
He saw one guy and one girl sitting in front of him.

He beamed a smile, stuck his hand out for me to shake, and said:
"OF COURSE I remember Randy!"

What an embarrassing moment for that guy.